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like this post if you’d like to see a video of me fucking my ass with a shampoo bottle
Like regular zombies. Except they try to eat you with their pussies instead o/sorry, i don’t have gif of second image (i tried really hard T^T). i’llwill update if i manage something >.<” Source is Dead Sea 03 -Dedendo if you wanna peep the
T and I should make a Twitter, JUST so we can Tweet this girl, cause apparently she’s, “welcomed into our bedroom with open arms.” - D
satan-pussy: i don’t even care. i look fuckin’ good. why would anyone break up with me? Reblogging amateur blogs because lazy. - D
deviantdomi: Happy Thong Thursday gais! With rainbow sox and pink leopard print undies :D Today’s just gonna be a themed day, cause I’m too lazy to post professional content. - D
I can’t tell if I like Rocco Steele. His scenes are entirely hit-or-miss for me. It may be how he’s utilized. He has a huge dick and that seems to be all that matters because he often ends up in (what I consider to be) terribly shot
people repost my stuff so fucking much, but it’s especially annoying when it shows up on my dashboard with like 10 times as many notes. lmao. that happens so much, i can’t even tell you.
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Ive never said this about steven universe but…. i want filler. I want so much filler now. Can we just, turn the show into a gem-centered slice of life for like 12 episodes??? I wanna hang out with all the new gems and see jasper readjusting to
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
kin-with-amy: duxwontobey: kin-with-amy: So it took me becoming an otherkin blog to finally get my first hate mail, I feel so proud :’) Comes with the condition really, people are assholes a lot it seem haha! Yup, but I just laughed and deleted
Wow just accidentally found a blog that was all about amputation/turning people into inanimate objects fetishes… wtf???? Like why would anyone fetishize disability or having limbs removed omg
dr-archeville: thecourtjack: rickolette: Stop insulting Adam Driver because you don’t like Kylo Ren He’s a real fucking person with anxiety and making fun of his appearance because he plays a villain is a shitty, shitty, shitty thing to do.
galwednesday:ahallister:depsidase:I can actually think of an alternative explanation: small print press. He’d put out orders for various rare books with the traveling merchants who’d come through town, and every so often they’d turn up with one
fiddle–sticks: Like moths to flames - Fighting fire with fire (x)
There’s nothing quite like dinner with your entire family to get the ol’ anxiety going.
silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about
setofholesformen: the-modern-female: cumslutallie: Boyfriend told me last night that the more I talk, the less he likes me… I spent the whole day silent with him while he just talked at me and played with me in public. I just felt so worthless
thetatyler: Some completely unnecessary stroking by the Doctor that I’ve never noticed before. I like it. Especially combined with the manacles
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not
t1kt0k:obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
nue: kweenkendrah: nue: what if people could go anon in real life like with the push of a button they become this faceless gray person wow imagine anons just walking around in public imagine an anon sprinting towards you on all fours LMAO u really
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
ifyoucarryonthisway: do schools in england teach their students to end sentences with “xx” or like what happened there
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
avrillavignechronicles: avril lavigne tells her mom she’s going to the mall with her girl friends but really goes to the movies with her guy friends because girls are too much drama and her mom just doesn’t understand
shippery: shippery: madoka gets a lot more entertaining if you replace “would you like to make a contract” with “yo wanna buy some crack”
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
canni8al: i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m
blua: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
your-otp-just: minestuck: princeaspartame: Guys that’s our fricking job as a retail worker. We can get in trouble for not re-inforcing your purchase, if someone happens to be a secret shopper or the like. I don’t know how it is with supermarkets
people who can draw on their phones have most likely sold their family to satan and art a force to be reckoned with.
does anyone else ever just have like this need to flirt for no reason
apollojustlce: hanging out with your best friend more like
theturnupconvention: The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like
garashirs:shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are A/B/O mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that
anime-fanarts: Characters: Touka & KanekiAnime: Tokyo Ghoul 喰種ろぐ２ by しょくむら (id 5512911) | ※ Reprint with permission
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
abigfatbug: me as a little kid: how come every time a show has an episode with weight gain or stuffing it always ends up one of my favorite episodes???me now: because im absolute chub kink trASH thats why
Someone come snuggle with me please
grox:grox:WTF is this person on aboutI’m imagining a bunch of sims in their house with like bowls of chips everywhere and each bowls got green stink lines coming off them
#keys #dring #hipster #iphoneography #instagram #like #outdoors #ig (Taken with instagram)
#accidentphoto #blur #ig #like #follow #iphoneography #instagram #photography #colours (Taken with instagram)
It was a long show and I was tired. #CoryLeQuay #drummer #ASkylitDrive #band #show #music #hardcore #like #follow #ig #iphoneography #girl #instagram #photography (Taken with instagram)
#MatthewHasting #MyChildrenMyBride #band #screamer #show #music #hardcore #like #follow #ig #iphoneography #girl #instagram #photography (Taken with instagram)
With school and my vanilla job i only have 1-2 bookings a week bc u don’t have time but I am so excited to graduate this may so I can accept more bookings
like why is it so hard to find a hot guy to hook up with like if I find a hot guy, he’s not actually that hot and he ends up ggiving me mixed fucking signals like what I don’t want to hear you fucking talk about clemson’s football team
Ive been really getting into drawing super bright stuff with like galaxies and shiz and literally all I do it daw a dark blue backround and go crazy with the effects and brushes, specifically luminosity and the pointy point brush for stars :D
You might notice that in my art, I typically draw Blake with pointed ears (elf ears comes to mind). Thats because in y headcanon, the faunus gain more traits from animals than ears or tails or horns, etc. Like when I draw Blake, I draw her wih pointed
Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding
There’s always this like, hatred for people who are ina group of 6 on overwatchs quickplay like, you always hear ‘ugh a six-stack’ and ‘why are we matched up with a six-stack??’ and if they win they get cocky as hell like ‘haha we won
pinkpaladin: tbh matt didn’t always like pidge growing up. and it wasn’t bc she took attention away from the Holt parents its bc she was smelly and loud and woke him up on school nights with crying What made him finally like her was when matt was
katevictoriax: katevictoriax: 💀💀 so i put this on instagram with the caption ‘uneven boob club’ and a few people messaged me like ‘noooo they’re not they’re awesome, your boobs are great & cute!!1!!’ like….i never said they
